krwebb:

twoandahalfhuskies:

kodahzephyrpie:

Very disappointing!

Hopefully they will start coming out with some ideas.. I drive very careful with my babes in the car but you never know when you’ll encounter another stupid driver texting while listening to loud music and not paying attention :(

Well I guess I can stop shopping for one.  Very disappointing!

Now that I see the footage and think about it, it makes sense that they dont work. I used to buckle my aussie up because she can’t keep her footing with even the slightest break and would end up in the floor. The seatbelt only made her very uncomfortable and found her in very akward positions in the back seat. I now use a seat hammock and feel better. Might not help keep my dog from slamming into the back of the front seats in a crash but at least they’re no longer stuck on the floor.

numbtongue:

Since J.J. Abrams is suddenly so concerned with coming across as sexist in Star Trek, and seems convinced sexism can be solved with what (he believes to be) equal-opportunity objectification, I’d like to offer a few suggestions as to some other changes he could’ve made to STID to even things out a little.

• Every replicator on the ship begins to produce uniform shirts two sizes too small. The dress-style uniforms remain unchanged.
• Every unnecessary railing on the bridge is removed and replaced by  comfy chairs with cupholders from which members of the crew may sit and witness the magnificence of their Captain’s ass in action whenever they please.
• Carol Marcus ends that scene by phasering Kirk directly in the balls, and breaks the fourth wall when she stares the camera down and says “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT.”
• Additionally, she begins her own five year mission of discovery re: just how legendary Dr. McCoy’s hands are. The audience is invited.
• In fact, Dr. McCoy just spends the entire movie shirtless. No explanation is given, as none is needed.
• Uhura is carried everywhere on a golden litter by four Engineering ensigns, with a fifth following up in the rear carrying a boombox playing Beyoncé on a constant loop.
• (the fifth guy is totally Spock)

Additions are welcomed and gratefully accepted.

(via taikova)